OMGWTFBBQ I CAN'T EVEN PROCESS MY LIFE RIGHT NOOOWWW!

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OMG...OKAY...SO...AHHH!!!!!!!!

Today has been AMAZING and Klaineuary (as it has been dubbed by kurt_blaine) has gotten off to a freaking FANTABULOUS start!

DARREN CRISS WAS ON ELLEN TODAY YOU GUYS! DID YOU KNOW? I DID! IT WAS AMAZINGBALLS! Seriously, he PRANCED onto the stage. Have you ever seen a grown straight man prance? YOU REALLY SHOULD BECAUSE IT IS EPIC AMOUNTS OF AWESOME! He was so elequent and awesome even though you could tell he was nervous as hell and he WROTE ELLEN A SONG ABOUT FINDING NEMO 2! Even though Ellen HATES the idea of doing another Finding Nemo. But you know what? She LOVED it! She was so motherfucking charmed because this is Darren SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT Criss and he can charm the pants off of anyone within a five mile radius of himself. Did you just feel suddenly charmed? MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE DARREN CRISS IS A COUPLE OF BLOCKS AWAY GRABBING A COFFEE OR SOMETHING! He is literally one of the sweetest human beings ever. I want to send his parents a thank you card for creating him. Seriously, I do.

SO, basically, I thought the day couldn't get much better because, hey, how could it right? But then, I come upstairs around nine and my phone starts buzzing. I check it and low and behold it's a tweet from klaine news. A tweet that's telling me that MOTHERFUCKING BILLS, BILLS, BILLS HAS BEEN RELEASED EARLY! I have watched the scene three times already and I am freaking in love. No lie. I am madly, passionately, in love with each and every Warbler after that performance. It probably doesn't fit the plot at all, and it'll probably be like Baby, It's Cold Outside where the scene is leaked early and we're all "There's got to be more in the episode" and then there isn't, but I DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE BLAINE JUST JUMPED ONTO A COUCH AND DAVID JUST DID A FLIP. WHAT IS LIFE, WHAT IS BREATHING?! I don't care that Kurt will have to go back to McKinley eventually and New Directions will probably take Regionals, I want the Warblers on my screen FOREVER AND A DAY. Can we have a spin-off? I'm officially demanding a spin-off. Right now. Get on it Ryan Murphy!

Anyway, moving on...

Question 19: Least Favourite Performance
Sweet Transvestite


I would like to start off by saying that I love me some Mercedes. I really do. But this song SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN SUNG BY HER! On most occasions, I'm totally cool with the idea of boys doing female parts and vice versa in theater or whatever. Frank n' Furter is probably my only exception. He NEEDS to be played by a man. A woman just doesn't have the same impact. Also, Mercedes' voice didn't fit this song at all. It's supposed to be all sexy and sultry but she, like, screamed the whole thing. That's not hot, girl, sorry. Also, you're not actually a transvestite if you're a girl wearing a corset and fishnets. If you're a guy (like Frank is) then yes, but if Mercedes is to be a transvestite she should be wearing male clothes. Oh, and of course the most upsetting part of all is the fact that the powers that be have decided the aliens live in Sensational, Transelvania now. I don't know what the problem was with their original home on TRANSEXUAL, Transelvania. *eye roll* So, yeah. Didn't like it on any level.

Honourary Mention: So, you have Lea Michele and Idina Menzel in the same room together and you decide the best plan of action is to have them sing a slowed down version of Poker Face? Good plan, RIB, good plan.


Question 20: Favourite Quote
"You smell homeless, Brett. Homeless."


So, I fell in love with Kurt in NBK because he was this strong, but vulnerable pile of awesome. However, I did not know the extent of his snark until The Substitute. This line, for no reason other than it was delivered freaking FLAWLESSLY had me laughing forever. I actually hurt, you guys. For cereal it's man bear pig.

Honourary Mention: Too many to count. Seriously.


Question 21: Favourite Guest Star
THE WARBLERS


So, after my love fest this shouldn't be surprising. I was originally just going to put Darren down (because no matter what Ryan says, Darren keeps insisting he hasn't been made a regular yet) but after Bills, Bills, Bills I want these boys to be on my screen forever and a day. Dalton may not be Gay Hogwarts like we all originally thought, but the Warblers make things fun (when they're not being dicks) and I want them to stay around so they can pop out of the bushes at random moments and sing and dance and...omg if Darren's involved they could PRANCE! They should make a reality show where the Warblers just pop out of nowhere and serenade random people on the streets. I'd watch, no lie.

Oh, also just a note, I count Darren in with them. I know he's more important of a character (as in, he actually HAS LINES) but if I had to choose...I couldn't so don't make me. :)

Honourary Mention: CHENO! Seriously. Home. Awesomesauce.


Day 01- Your favorite female character
Day 02- Your favorite male character
Day 03- Your favorite group performance
Day 04- Your favorite solo
Day 05- Your favorite duet
Day 06- Your favorite Rachel/Finn moment
Day 07- Your favorite Tina/Artie moment
Day 08- Your favorite Quinn/Puck moment
Day 09- Your favorite Kurt/Mercedes moment
Day 10- Your favorite Will/Emma moment
Day 11- Your favorite Sue Sylvester moment
Day 12- A scene/moment that pissed you off
Day 13- A scene/moment that made you cry
Day 14- A scene/moment that made you happy
Day 15- Your OTP
Day 16- Your favorite episode
Day 17- Your least favorite episode
Day 18- Your least favorite character
Day 19- Your least favorite performance
Day 20- Your favorite quote
Day 21- Your favorite guest-star
Day 22- Your least favorite guest-star
Day 23- The character you most relate to
Day 24- The character you would like to hear/see more of
Day 25- Something that happened you wish hadn’t
Day 26- Something that hadn’t happened but you wish had
Day 27- Your idea for a future Glee episode
Day 28- Your idea for a future Glee character
Day 29- Your idea for a future Glee performance
Day 30- Whatever tickles your fancy