In Which I Am Predictable

[whoisthemonster]

So, I was going to do more random top 20 lists, but then I found this on tumblr.

So, yeah. I'm doing this instead. Klainers gonna Klaine and all that.

1. Favourite Klaine Duet
I hate to re-use pictures from my 20 glee songs list but...

I mentioned in my 20 song list that I love this duet with a burning passion I can not completely convey with words. If I tried it would come out like this. OEJHZDKJFBSKJGVFD;JKBS'DKVHSD'CJD'BLARGHKLJB;JKBF;KSJOMFGJKSDBLSKJDFVBLSDKLAINE. They sing it to each other in the car. Blaine thinks Kurt's perfect. Kurt thinks Blaine's perfect. I think they're both perfect. Everything is wonderful.

2. Favourite Klaine Picture/GIF
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Yeah, I'm going to go with all of these. :)

3. Favourite Klaine Scene

The scene where they got together. I'd write a blurb about how happy it made me and how much I love it, but I know you're probably too distracted by this gif to read it so...

4. Favourite Blaine Quote
I don't really have a favourite quote from any character. There's so many that stand out in my mind that it would be a waste to just choose one. So instead, have a gif of an owl.


5. Dalton or McKinley?




Sorry, McKinley. Dalton owns my heart.

6. Favourite Klaine Kiss

(Re-using gifs like yeah...) This kiss makes me happy. Well, they all make me happy, but this one makes me happiest because of reasons.

7. Favourite Kurt Solo

Again, I talked about this in my top 20 songs list so I don't think I need to repeat why I love it. Kurt+The Beatles=Magic. Also, openness and feelings.

8. Least Favourite Klaine Scene

(I have no picture/gif for this scene so have one that expresses my feelings about it instead). The BIOTA fight. Biphobia isn't cool. Klaine fighting isn't cool. This scene makes me rage with the fire of a thousand suns and...yeah. These blurbs really aren't as descriptive as I usually make them, sorry about that.

9. A Song They Should Sing Together

YOUR SONG BY ELTON JOHN OH MY GOD I WOULD CRY SO HARD IF THAT HAPPENED. I have this image in my head of Blaine sitting by himself in the auditorium on Kurt's graduation day and Kurt finds him and Blaine's all, "I want to sing you something" and he sings this and he's crying because Kurt's going to New York without him and then Kurt joins in about halfway through and they're staring at each other with so much love and sadness in their eyes and then after they kiss and say they love each other and I WILL BE AT HOME CRYING MY EYES OUT LIKE A CRAZY PERSON. Or, you know, it could not happen like that but I still want them to sing this at one point.

10. Favorite Kurt Quote
Again, I'm not really one for favourite quotes so...here's a gif of a sassy llama.


11. Favourite Episode For Klaine

Original Song. I mean, come on. Blackbird, THE KISS, their duet, this hug, that moment at Pav's grave, it is perfection.

12. Favourite Blaine Solo

Yet another one I talked about in the last Glee list. This song is just perfection, plain and simple.

13. Favourite Klaine Fanfic
There's so much fic out there I don't know if I can really pick one. It doesn't help that I mostly read random one shots so in the end all the fic I read kind of blends together. The only one that really sticks out in my mind is CP Coulter's Dalton. I love that fic but at this point it's basically just for the original characters. So, I don't know if it would be fair to call it my favourite KLAINE fic. I don't think I really have a favourite...here's a gif that describes the answer I just gave.


14. Kurt or Blaine
I hate questions like this. I'm a Klainer. Therefore, I love both Kurt and Blaine. I don't like that in this section of Glee fandom it's so common place to pin the two characters we're supposed to love against each other and choose sides. So basically my answer is Kurt and Blaine. Suck on that.


15. What Would You Like To See Happen To Them In The Future
Well, I want Kurt to go off to New York and for Blaine to join him once he graduates. I want them to live in a nice little apartment that isn't all that special but they love it because it's their's. I want Kurt to become a big star and for Blaine to realize he'd make a kick ass teacher and for them to be successful, basically. I want them to get married when their ready and I want them to have kids (either by adoption or surrogacy, their choice). I want them to live their lives together and be happy until they both die at the ripe old age of 102 having had an awesome journey together.

Or, you know, at the very least I don't want something as trivial as SEBASTIAN SMYTHE get in the middle of them. That would be good enough for me.

Comments

[ireland22.livejournal.com]

Not gonna lie I was totally expecting this!

[hedgesgirl.livejournal.com]

lol. I saw it and part of me was going, "No, you can't do that, everyone's sick and tired of you talking about Klaine" but then a bigger part of me pushed that part out of the way and was all, "You're going to do it anyway. They know you. I know you. Don't fight it."

That part won out, obviously.

[mizzshy.livejournal.com]

This was sweet... I've actually watched Glee now, lol, it was partly your posts on here that persuaded me to watch... That and Darren Criss is just cool. :)