OMG...OKAY...SO...AHHH!!!!!!!!
Today has been AMAZING and Klaineuary (as it has been dubbed by
kurt_blaine) has gotten off to a freaking FANTABULOUS start!
DARREN CRISS WAS ON ELLEN TODAY YOU GUYS! DID YOU KNOW? I DID! IT WAS AMAZINGBALLS! Seriously, he PRANCED onto the stage. Have you ever seen a grown straight man prance? YOU REALLY SHOULD BECAUSE IT IS EPIC AMOUNTS OF AWESOME! He was so elequent and awesome even though you could tell he was nervous as hell and he WROTE ELLEN A SONG ABOUT FINDING NEMO 2! Even though Ellen HATES the idea of doing another Finding Nemo. But you know what? She LOVED it! She was so motherfucking charmed because this is Darren SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT Criss and he can charm the pants off of anyone within a five mile radius of himself. Did you just feel suddenly charmed? MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE DARREN CRISS IS A COUPLE OF BLOCKS AWAY GRABBING A COFFEE OR SOMETHING! He is literally one of the sweetest human beings ever. I want to send his parents a thank you card for creating him. Seriously, I do.
SO, basically, I thought the day couldn't get much better because, hey, how could it right? But then, I come upstairs around nine and my phone starts buzzing. I check it and low and behold it's a tweet from klaine news. A tweet that's telling me that MOTHERFUCKING BILLS, BILLS, BILLS HAS BEEN RELEASED EARLY! I have watched the scene three times already and I am freaking in love. No lie. I am madly, passionately, in love with each and every Warbler after that performance. It probably doesn't fit the plot at all, and it'll probably be like Baby, It's Cold Outside where the scene is leaked early and we're all "There's got to be more in the episode" and then there isn't, but I DON'T CARE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE BLAINE JUST JUMPED ONTO A COUCH AND DAVID JUST DID A FLIP. WHAT IS LIFE, WHAT IS BREATHING?! I don't care that Kurt will have to go back to McKinley eventually and New Directions will probably take Regionals, I want the Warblers on my screen FOREVER AND A DAY. Can we have a spin-off? I'm officially demanding a spin-off. Right now. Get on it Ryan Murphy!
Anyway, moving on...
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